Here are the photos we took today. Some are good, some are not. The really awful ones will be cremated and sent into space.
As it turns out, my skin is not the biggest problem.No. The biggest problem is I need a haircut and some humidity for my hair to curl instead of limply frizz. It would also help if I lost 50lbs (again) but eh, c'est la fat. Anyway, I am mostly happy with the head shots. At least we got something decent and in fewer frames than America's Next Top Model contestants. I think I know why the contestants haven't had a photo shoot with toddlers--it is impossible! I have dozens of pictures of screaming and flared nostrils with toddler boogies hanging like ripe fruit. I don't think Tyra could do better!
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